Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....

 

By Though You Find Dem Difficult Enough 

because....

If You Kiss Her.. You Are not a Gentleman..

& If You Don't.. You Are Not A Man. 

If You Praise Her.. She Thinks You Are Lying..!!

& If You Don't.. You Are Good For Nothing 

If You Agree To All Her Likes..You Are A Wimp !!
& If You Don't.. You Are Not Understanding 

If You Visit Her Often... She Thinks You Are Boring !!

& If You Don't.. She Accuses You Of Double-Crossing 

If You Are Well Dressed... She Says You Are A Playboy !!

& If You Don't... You Are A Dull Boy  

If You Are Jealous... She Says It's Bad..!!
& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Luv Her

If You Attempt Doing Romance.. She Says You Didn't Respect Her

& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Like Her 

If You Are A Minute Late... She Complains It's Hard To Wait !!

& If She Is Late... She Says that's A Girl's Way 

If You Visit Another Man.. You're Not Putting In "Quality time" !!

& If She Is Visited By Another Woman... "Oh It's Natural, We are Girls" 

If You Kiss Her Once In a While... She Professes You Are Cold

& If You Kiss Her often... She Yells that You Are Taking Advantage 

If You Fail To Help Her In Crossing the Street... You Lack Ethics

& If You Do... She Thinks It's Just One Of Men Tactics For Seduction

If You Stare At Another Woman... She Accuses You Of Flirting

& If She Is Stared By Other Men.. She Says that they Are Just Admiring 

If You Talk... She Wants You To Listen

& If You Listen... She Wants You To Talk.